The archive
Hall of Fame
Every previous World’s Biggest Poo laureate is filed here in reverse chronological order. No photographs, no biographies, no unnecessary drama — just a pen name, a country, a date, and a category. The committee considers tidy archiving one of its three virtues, alongside embossing and understatement.
Recent laureates
About the archive
The Hall of Fame is maintained in the same spirit as a parish memorial plaque: brief, flat, and unusually respectful for something so ridiculous. New laureates are added each day after the reset. No entries are ever deleted for being uncool; only rule breaches result in removal. Pen names are preserved in the exact form the winner submitted them, for historical integrity.
How to earn a place here
- Submit a valid entry on the homepage.
- Rally the public vote, or win any category — not just the flagship daily award.
- Wait for the committee to file the paperwork.
- Return periodically to admire your permanent record.